nerdy poly vegan chef taking things one day at a time. i'm married to an amazing woman and father to 3 incredible boys. trying to make sense of things and find my place in the grand scheme of things. feel free to ask any questions

2nd March 2013

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i need more friends or another partner. 

Tagged: mePolypolyamoryfriendsfrustratedbored

8th September 2012

Post reblogged from Lee. with 172,994 notes

Send me “hi babe” if you’d date me.

Tagged: bored

Source: idkendrick

20th May 2012

Post reblogged from lets make the most of the night with 124,733 notes

Anonymously try to seduce me.

Bonus points if you do it as a fictional character of your choice. Seriously, those ones are fun.

i’m curious if anyone will actually do this

Tagged: boredbuzzed

11th May 2012

Chat reblogged from ☯ i am an alien child ☯ with 60 notes

Put a number(s) in my ask and ill answer honestly:)

  • 200: My crush's name is:
  • 199: I was born in:
  • 198: I am really:
  • 197: My cellphone company is:
  • 196: My eye color is:
  • 195: My shoe size is:
  • 194: My ring size is:
  • 193: My height is:
  • 192: I am allergic to:
  • 191: My 1st car was:
  • 190: My 1st job was:
  • 189: Last book you read:
  • 188: My bed is:
  • 187: My pet:
  • 186: My best friend:
  • 185: My favorite shampoo is:
  • 184: Xbox or ps3:
  • 183: Piggy banks are:
  • 182: In my pockets:
  • 181: On my calendar:
  • 180: Marriage is:
  • 179: Spongebob can:
  • 178: My mom:
  • 177: The last three songs I bought were?
  • 176: Last YouTube video watched:
  • 175: How many cousins do you have?
  • 174: Do you have any siblings?
  • 173: Are your parents divorced?
  • 172: Are you taller than your mom?
  • 171: Do you play an instrument?
  • 170: What did you do yesterday?
  • [ I Believe In ]
  • 169: Love at first sight:
  • 168: Luck:
  • 167: Fate:
  • 166: Yourself:
  • 165: Aliens:
  • 164: Heaven:
  • 163: Hell:
  • 162: God:
  • 161: Horoscopes:
  • 160: Soul mates:
  • 159: Ghosts:
  • 158: Gay Marriage:
  • 157: War:
  • 156: Orbs:
  • 155: Magic:
  • [ This or That ]
  • 154: Hugs or Kisses:
  • 153: Drunk or High:
  • 152: Phone or Online:
  • 151: Red heads or Black haired:
  • 150: Blondes or Brunettes:
  • 149: Hot or cold:
  • 148: Summer or winter:
  • 147: Autumn or Spring:
  • 146: Chocolate or vanilla:
  • 145: Night or Day:
  • 144: Oranges or Apples:
  • 143: Curly or Straight hair:
  • 142: McDonalds or Burger King:
  • 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
  • 140: Mac or PC:
  • 139: Flip flops or high heals:
  • 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
  • 137: Coke or Pepsi:
  • 136: Hillary or Obama:
  • 135: Burried or cremated:
  • 134: Singing or Dancing:
  • 133: Coach or Chanel:
  • 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
  • 131: Small town or Big city:
  • 130: Wal-Mart or Target:
  • 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
  • 128: Manicure or Pedicure:
  • 127: East Coast or West Coast:
  • 126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
  • 125: Chocolate or Flowers:
  • 124: Disney or Six Flags:
  • 123: Yankees or Red Sox:
  • [ Here's What I Think About ]
  • 122: War:
  • 121: George Bush:
  • 120: Gay Marriage:
  • 119: The presidential election:
  • 118: Abortion:
  • 117: MySpace:
  • 116: Reality TV:
  • 115: Parents:
  • 114: Back stabbers:
  • 113: Ebay:
  • 112: Facebook:
  • 111: Work:
  • 110: My Neighbors:
  • 109: Gas Prices:
  • 108: Designer Clothes:
  • 107: College:
  • 106: Sports:
  • 105: My family:
  • 104: The future:
  • [ Last time I ]
  • 103: Hugged someone:
  • 102: Last time you ate:
  • 101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile:
  • 100: Cried in front of someone:
  • 99: Went to a movie theater:
  • 98: Took a vacation:
  • 97: Swam in a pool:
  • 96: Changed a diaper:
  • 95: Got my nails done:
  • 94: Went to a wedding:
  • 93: Broke a bone:
  • 92: Got a peircing:
  • 91: Broke the law:
  • 90: Texted:
  • [ MISC ]
  • 89: Who makes you laugh the most:
  • 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
  • 87: The last movie I saw:
  • 86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most:
  • 85: The thing im not looking forward to:
  • 84: People call me:
  • 83: The most difficult thing to do is:
  • 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
  • 81: My zodiac sign is:
  • 80: The first person i talked to today was:
  • 79: First time you had a crush:
  • 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
  • 76: Right now I am talking to:
  • 75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
  • 74: I have/will get a job:
  • 73: Tomorrow:
  • 72: Today:
  • 71: Next Summer:
  • 70: Next Weekend:
  • 69: I have these pets:
  • 68: The worst sound in the world:
  • 67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
  • 66: People that make you happy:
  • 65: Last time I cried:
  • 64: My friends are:
  • 63: My computer is:
  • 62: My School:
  • 61: My Car:
  • 60: I lose all respect for people who:
  • 59: The movie I cried at was:
  • 58: Your hair color is:
  • 57: TV shows you watch:
  • 56: Favorite web site:
  • 55: Your dream vacation:
  • 54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
  • 53: How do you like your steak cooked:
  • 52: My room is: shared.
  • 51: My favorite celebrity is:
  • 50: Where would you like to be:
  • 49: Do you want children:
  • 48: Ever been in love:
  • 47: Who's your best friend:
  • 46: More guy friends or girl friends:
  • 45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
  • 44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
  • 43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
  • 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
  • 41: Have you pre-named your children:
  • 40: Last person I got mad at:
  • 39: I would like to move to:
  • 38: I wish I was a professional:
  • [ My Favorites ]
  • 37: Candy:
  • 36: Vehicle:
  • 35: President:
  • 34: State visited:
  • 33: Cellphone provider:
  • 32: Athlete:
  • 31: Actor:
  • 30: Actress:
  • 29: Singer:
  • 28: Band:
  • 27: Clothing store:
  • 26: Grocery store:
  • 25: TV show:
  • 24: Movie:
  • 23: Website:
  • 22: Animal:
  • 21: Theme park:
  • 20: Holiday:
  • 19: Sport to watch:
  • 18: Sport to play:
  • 17: Magazine:
  • 16: Book:
  • 15: Day of the week:
  • 14: Beach:
  • 13: Concert attended:
  • 12: Thing to cook:
  • 11. Food:
  • 10: Restaurant:
  • 9: Radio station:
  • 8: Yankee candle scent:
  • 7: Perfume:
  • 6: Flower:
  • 5: Color:
  • 4: Talk show host:
  • 3: Comedian:
  • 2: Dog breed:
  • 1: did you answer all these honesty?

Tagged: boredrandom

Source: beautifully-scarredd

10th May 2012

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yep

my wife is spending the night at her bfs since he’s leaving for 5 days tomorrow. this leaves me feeling bored, lonely, sleepless and a little frustrated….guess i’ll finish sherlock and maybe try to sleep

Tagged: wifeboredSherlock

8th May 2012

Post reblogged from La Reine des Fées de Purcell with 30,100 notes

Reblog if you want an ‘if I was your boyfriend/girlfriend I would’ in your inbox, anon or not.

Tagged: boredcuriousrandom

Source: justbeyourself143

29th April 2012

Photo reblogged from I Have Seen the Writing on the Wall with 19,594 notes

smallworldsyndrome:

drip-feed:

im pretty bored rn lets see if i get any?

Okay, so I’m busy making headers and I have 15 minutes until I have to go. Entertain me :)

smallworldsyndrome:

drip-feed:

im pretty bored rn lets see if i get any?

Okay, so I’m busy making headers and I have 15 minutes until I have to go. Entertain me :)

Tagged: boredrandom

Source: eveningwitheldiablo

20th April 2012

Post reblogged from La Reine des Fées de Purcell with 34,021 notes

Send me a symbol if you would.

nijah:

angelofthursdaycastiel:

Δ -Take me on a date

★ -Stay the night

♥ - Kiss me

☺ -Hug me

✓ - Fuck me

✖ - Slap me

✘ - Punch me

✄ - Kill me

☏ - Give me your number

☎ - Have an # hour long phone conversation’s.

♫ - Sing me to sleep.

♡ - Be my boyfriend/girlfriend.

☊ - Come with me to a festival/concert.

☀ - Spend hours on my blog.

I WANT THEM! IN MY ASK, COME ON!

Tagged: bored

Source: laurenallover

19th April 2012

Photo reblogged from Javert. Just put a ring on it already. with 266,619 notes


Reblog if you want your followers to ask you RANDOM questions. 

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you RANDOM questions. 

Tagged: bored

Source: http

19th April 2012

Photo reblogged from Javert. Just put a ring on it already. with 107,978 notes

hootaloo:

toucanjam:

axelsonnj:

1. Sexual preference.
2. What I’m really bad at.
3. The one person whose arms I’d like to be in.
4. My best first date.
5. A description of my self-esteem.
6. Who my best friends are.
7. My favorite book.
8. Biggest turn-offs.
9. A description of my best friend.
10. My favorite animal.
11. Someone I miss.
12. The reason behind my last breakup.
13. What I did yesterday.
14. What my greatest achievement is.
15. A description of the person I dislike most.
16. My 5 favorite songs right now.
17. How my last kiss went down.
18. What I find attractive in the preferred sex.
19. All of the pets I’ve ever had.
20. Favorite flavor of ice cream.
21. The one place I want to be right now.
22. The meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.
23. Where I have lived before.
24. I’ll love you if…
25. What are my future plans?
26. An internal conflict I have with myself.
27. What I’m doing tomorrow.
28. What I want to be when I get older.
29. Most embarrassing moment.
30. Two of my insecurities.
31. What I would do if I won the lottery.
32. A description of the boy or girl I like.
33. What I love most about myself.
34. My biggest pet peeves.
35. What bands I’ve seen live.
36. How many kids I want in the future.
37. My idea of a perfect date.
38. What I’m really good at.
39. Most traumatic experience.
40. Where I would like to live.
41. The nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.
42. Do I like where I am now?
43. My relationship with my sibling(s).
44. All the pets I’ve ever had.
45. What I can hear right now.
46. My biggest worry currently.
47. Something I’ve wished for repeatedly.
48. My relationship with my parents.
49. Something I should have said a long time ago.
50. What my last text message says.
51. What I hate most about myself.
52. Biggest turn-ons.
53. What words upset me the most.
54. What I hate/hated the most about school.

ask me all of this i guess

hootaloo:

toucanjam:

axelsonnj:

1. Sexual preference.

2. What I’m really bad at.

3. The one person whose arms I’d like to be in.

4. My best first date.

5. A description of my self-esteem.

6. Who my best friends are.

7. My favorite book.

8. Biggest turn-offs.

9. A description of my best friend.

10. My favorite animal.

11. Someone I miss.

12. The reason behind my last breakup.

13. What I did yesterday.

14. What my greatest achievement is.

15. A description of the person I dislike most.

16. My 5 favorite songs right now.

17. How my last kiss went down.

18. What I find attractive in the preferred sex.

19. All of the pets I’ve ever had.

20. Favorite flavor of ice cream.

21. The one place I want to be right now.

22. The meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.

23. Where I have lived before.

24. I’ll love you if…

25. What are my future plans?

26. An internal conflict I have with myself.

27. What I’m doing tomorrow.

28. What I want to be when I get older.

29. Most embarrassing moment.

30. Two of my insecurities.

31. What I would do if I won the lottery.

32. A description of the boy or girl I like.

33. What I love most about myself.

34. My biggest pet peeves.

35. What bands I’ve seen live.

36. How many kids I want in the future.

37. My idea of a perfect date.

38. What I’m really good at.

39. Most traumatic experience.

40. Where I would like to live.

41. The nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.

42. Do I like where I am now?

43. My relationship with my sibling(s).

44. All the pets I’ve ever had.

45. What I can hear right now.

46. My biggest worry currently.

47. Something I’ve wished for repeatedly.

48. My relationship with my parents.

49. Something I should have said a long time ago.

50. What my last text message says.

51. What I hate most about myself.

52. Biggest turn-ons.

53. What words upset me the most.

54. What I hate/hated the most about school.

ask me all of this i guess

Tagged: boredrandom

Source: axelsonnj